Overheard during lunch at the cheap sushi shop

Surfer boy No. 1 with dirty blonde hair: Man, I got a lot accomplished today. I woke up this morning, got my butt in front of the computer and ordered those three guns I was telling you about.

Surfer boy No. 2 with army green trucker hat: Oh yeah? How much did it cost?

Surfer boy No. 1: Oh, like about eleven-hundred.