Pffft: The sound of deflation

"I haven't written anything really good on my blog in ages!" I exclaimed.

Chris was silent.

I nudged him. "It's true, isn't it?"

"No-o-o. That's not true."

"Yeah? Well name one good thing I wrote recently."

"Uhhh...when did you post 'Jake's Adventure'?"

"That was weeks ago! Months ago!"

Chris was looking more and more like a trapped animal. "Well, you wrote that post about me," he finally offered. "That one was pretty good."