Itchy and irritated part ii: flea girl

I still haven't figured out what caused the itchy bites all over my belly. But Chris' mom was nice enough to let me use some of her calamine lotion. (That stuff is miraculous! It is to itches what aloe is to sunburns).

Then Chris step-dad looked at me apprehensively and said,

"I hope we don't have to spray the couch down now."

(I was sitting on the couch).

So I turned to Chris and whispered, "I am such a flea girl."