Guilty pleasure

My latest guilty pleasure is VH1's "Surreal Life."

Jordan Knight, formerly of the New Kids on the Block, has a crush on Ryan Star from Season 1 of American Idol.

"Is there any way you would find me attractive?" Jordan asks.

"Uh...I doubt it."

"What if I was 25?"

"Then maybe."

Also stuck in the circus-house is Dave Coulier (Joey from Full House), Public Enemy's Flavor Flav some chick named Brigette who apparently used to be married to Sylvester Stallone and Charo from Love Boat. Oh, and a puppy with a dozen different names.

Flavor Flav and Bridgett are stealing the spotlight.