Ass

Nick from Composing brought his 4-month-old Shih-Tsu-Terrier-Chihuahua-mix, Bucci, to work the other night. Andrea, spellbound by the puppy cuteness bent over to play with the pup and her skirt ripped right down the back, exposing her ass to a spellbound L-Ron. And everybody else who was working late.

Laugher ensued.

Then the punchline: As Andrea rifled through the back seat of her car for that extra pair of shorts, the publisher happened to drive by. Of course the publisher happened to drive by. She was smoking too. A company no-no as specifed on page 1, 2, 3, or 4 of the 4-page "Be Afraid. We Might Fire You" company memo.