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Me: Earlier today I really had to pee but when I got up to go to the bathroom, the cleaning people had put up signs saying the bathroom was closed because they were cleaning it.

Brian: Next time just use the men's bathroom. No one's here on the weekends.

Me: No. Both the bathrooms were being cleaned.

Brian: Well just pee at your desk. That's what Joe would do.

Joe: Huh?

Me: Well it's easier for guys to find a place to pee.

Brian: Just pee in the court yard. No one would know.

Me: Nah. Someone will find out and they'll issue a memo: Peeing is restricted to company-approved peeing areas.