Person 1: You should feel sorry for me.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I'm a victim.

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: Unemployment.

Person 2: How are you a victim of unemployment?

Person 1: I was just walking along, minding my own business one day when -- fooomp!-- unemployment swooped down and socked me.

Person 2: Actually, I bet that's how a lot of people feel.