Merry Christmas to you too

In an attempt to track down a certain Sgt. who was in charge of a case I was inquiring about, another Sgt. passed me to that Sgt.'s secretary. She listened to my query politely then told me to hold on while she searched for her boss. I heard the dull thunk of her putting the phone down and then, in a voice totally different from the sugary one she had used to answer the phone:

"Who the hell gave her my phone number??"