Target, why can't I quit you?

Shopping at Target is a bad habit I can't seem to break, like biting my nails and putting off doing the dishes. I think it's the trend appeal. How can a place that sells Mrs. Meyers hand soap and Sonia Kashuk make-up brushes be so evil? And the clothes there are so cheap...

So I caved and bought some of this Method hand soap. Totally taken in by the packaging: Clear liquid soap packaged to look like a drop of water. And the scent is called "sweet water." Sweet.

At least I wash my hands.