Sweater

So the other night my mom was flipping through the pages of my "Stitch & Bitch" when she came across the "Cowl and Howl" pattern -- a cowl-neck sweater for her and a matching sweater for her foo-foo dog.

"Oh look, Li Po!" Mom exclaimed. "It's a sweater pattern for dogs!"

Li Po's ears perked up briefly at the mention of his name and immediately drooped at the mention of "sweater." If he could talk, he would've said, "Woman, you nuts! You just paid some lady $38 to shave my natural sweater off and now you want to be knitting me another one? Crazy!"