Really. Somebody give the intern something to do.

Yesterday at work, in between making phone calls and doing actual work, I wasted at least an hour surfing the web, mostly reading blogs and looking at knitting patterns. I thought I was being discreet until Marci the intern chirped up,

"Oh, you know how to knit? I always wanted to learn. What site are you looking at?"

"Uh, yeah, I knit," I muttered, quickly closing the browser window and changing the subject.