I have a new respect for pedestrians in America

One way I don't want to die: In the middle of a crosswalk, hit by an SUV driven by an oblivious teenage girl who doesn't stop in time because she's bobbing her head along to the gangsta rap blaring from a Cadillac that happens to be driven by a heavily tattooed white boy in the lane next to her.

I don't know where to place that on the list of ways I don't want to die but it's definitely on the list.