I don't have a life; I have a blog

Chris: What are you doing?

Me: I'm blogging

Chris: Oh, you're blogging. I see how it is. Your blog is more important than me.

Me: Well, you're still in the ... Top Ten.

Chris: Oooh, the Top Ten. Well go back to your blog then. I'll talk to you later.

Me: No, no, no. I'm not blogging. I'll talk to you.

Chris: No, I don't want to play second fiddle to your blog

Me: You don't want to be my second fiddle anymore?

Pause.

Chris: Oh, alright. I'll be the second fiddle.

Me: I can't believe you let me get away with this.

Chris: Me either. You're not even here to give me a hug.