I invented an amusement (park)

I will spend my first weekend in a long time without Chris. I think I'll be hanging out with some co-workers but I suspect it will be a lonely weekend. I hate that I've become one of those girls who gloms onto her boyfriend and that's all she wants to do. I never, ever thought I'd become this girl.

Whoa: "I never ever thought I'd become this girl." Pair that with the "it took me years to realize the pattern" quote from the previous post and it becomes apparant that I'm lapsing dangerously close to cliche-land.

Cliche-Land. That sounds like a fun place to visit, but don't bother. There's nothing new, and you've been on all of the rides before.